how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
Welcome to the grid
had fun drawing some trolls profiles uvu
Certainly, it’s been a long time.
long time no see!
Many things happened in one month.
I tried my best to forget about that time.
anyway,I was happy to be back in the here.^u^
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
The bolded is the realest shit. EVERY. TIME.
So fucking real
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*