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Twerking Dave
Hello there I'm a cosplayer from Northern Ireland and shizzle so yeah. Check my about me in the drop down link bar for more information

sniffing:

how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly

sniffing:

how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly

umbralillium:

hungryhungryhenderson:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

Welcome to the grid

Greetings, Programs!

(Source: oh-noo)

ikimaru:

had fun drawing some trolls profiles uvu

[full pic]

lunaticjin:

Certainly, it’s been a long time.
 long time no see!
Many things happened in one month.
I tried my best to forget about that time.
anyway,I was happy to be back in the here.^u^

lunaticjin:

Certainly, it’s been a long time.

long time no see!

Many things happened in one month.

I tried my best to forget about that time.

anyway,I was happy to be back in the here.^u^

spidermans-booty:

underhuntressmoon:

the-goddamazon:

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

The bolded is the realest shit. EVERY. TIME.

So fucking real

walkingwitha-gh0st:

Tegan & Sara by katiedutton on Flickr.

(Source: lovesick-teen)

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

afrikan-mapambano:

Excellent editorial cartoon

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you